You've buttered your bread, and now you have to eat it.

I am making the boys a snack of bread and butter. I cut David a piece, butter the bread and set it on a plate in front of him. As I start to cut Matthew a piece, he runs up to the counter crying:

"Alina!! Alina!! No butter on it! No Butter on it!"
"Okay okay Matthew!" I say, "I won't put butter on it."

Mom looks down at Matthew and asks, "Matthew are you on a diet?"
To which he resolutely states "Yes." And then takes his bread sans the butter.

What a weirdo! :)
~Keep Smiling!~ :)